Can't Make it to a Real NH3 Hash?
Although a poor substitute for the hashers of NH3, these kennels can temporarily quench your hashing craving. Click the kennel logo or button for more information about these kennels located withing 269 miles from NH3, or push the Boston Area Map button for an overview.
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Utica Better Than Nothing H3 (UBTNH3
Utica... wherever the frick that is... in NY they say.
Hashing in and around Boston, MA, Boston H3 is the mother of Ball Buster H3, Boston Moon H3, Poo Flinger H3, Eager 4 Beaver H3, and Pink Taco (Ladies Only) H3. Like all urban hashers, they will travel outside the city to find grass and mud to replace the blacktop they're used to.
Boston H3 maintains website to intergrate the numerous calendars of the Boston H3 mother hash and the calendars of her bastard children.
BOSTON BALLBUSTERS H3
Boston Ballbuster Hardcore Hash House Harriers is a long-format trail kennel, primarily laying trail in the Boston Metro area. Trails are a minimum of 6.9 miles, and are laid through challenging terrain.
Visiting NH3 hashers have reported this includes knee-deep mud, thornbushes, barbed wire, and other adventures.
POR ME H3
Hashing Portland, Maine and surrounding areas, organized with a closed facebook page to protect their secret identities. Don't be confused by the imitation, Portland Hash House Harriers of Portland, Oregon. They are probably not as good as PorMe, and are inconveniently located 3,069 miles away, too.
PINK TACO H3
The Pink Taco Trotters (PT2H3) is a ladies-only Hash House Harriers kennel running trails out of Boston, MA. The regular runs for this kennel are ladies only, but they do (rarely) crave the company of hashing men, and invite them into their secret, feminine places.
EAGER FOR BEAVER H3
Since 2010, the E4Bs have been violating the sanctity of suburban Boston.
Walkers are welcome, and the the hash cash is usualy pretty cheap compared to city prices.
Since 2006, the idea was to have a kennel that would allow hares to set trail outside of their home kennel's established boundaries without having to go to a big event to do it.
Shiggy and traveling to hash were both deemed important, as was giving a sh*t about hashing...hence the PooFlinger moniker .
HAPPY VALLEY H3
This on-again, off-again, Western Massachusetts kennel, erratically lays Trail including the Zombie Easter Hash, usually.
DA PITTS H3
Hashing in and around Dover, NH, about once a month or so. NH3 Hashers can vouch for their hashpitality.
They use a facebook group to announce and organize their sh*tty trails.
RHODE ISLAND H3
Serving the smallest state in the US, and venturing out, since the whole state has been hashed over and over like a million times. They sometime lay trail in Massachusetts, probably from being bored of their teensy, tiny state.
ROTTEN GROTON H3
The most recent incarnation of the Groton chapter of the Hash House Harriers is back from the brink to lay trail in the Mystic, Groton, and New London area.
SKULL & BONERS H3
NEW HAVEN H3
HALVE MEIN H3
Hashing around Albany, NY, for some reason. They really do it up by organizing big events sometimes, too.
Washington, DC hashers and mothers to a confusing array of splinter cells. This kennel runs a notoriously awesome Red Dress Run that draws visitors from around the world.
Conveniently located near the north pole, this kennel is known for its longevity and active membership. Burlington H3 hashers have been encountered at other kennels as far as Northboro H3. They presumably visit to experience indoor plumbing and electricity.
BEN FRANKLIN H3
Located in one of the very few, somewhat safe areas of Philadelphia, this kennel is infatuated with Benjamin Franklin, and beer.
Grab your passport and earmuffs. It's Montreal Canada, 'eh? It's like 6 hours away from Northboro H3, eh. None of us at N3 have actually hashed there, eh. It's probably pretty good, eh. So long as you don't crash into a moose on trail, eh.
UTICA, NY H3
We jog, walk, crawl and run a 2 to 5 mile cross country trail marked with flour and chalk.
Trails at least monthly on a weekend April-Sep and Mondays(ish) Oct-Mar as well as special events.
IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING!
DA PITTS H3
We left this kennel for dead, yet Da Pitts H3 hashers do sometimes show up at NH3 Trails and claim to still be alive. We can't find them online, so they are probably just hibernating. Let us know if you can find them by sending a message from the contact form on our Join page on this website.
This kennel is the mother of Brooklyn H3, Greater Gotham H3, Knickerbocker H3, NYC Harrierettes (Ladies Only), and possibly other illegitimate child-kennels.
NEW HAVEN H3
This kennel's founder, Dr. Gonad, appeared in federal court to face serious terrorism charges after having marked Trail with flour in 2007 causing a paranoid, post-9/11 anthrax bioterrorism scare.
Having learned nothing from this near miss with federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison, the New Haven H3 decided to commerate Dr. Gonad's aquittal with a "Haz Mat Hash." This annual event is not to be missed. Click the logo for the New Haven H3 website or see them on facebook, and bring bail money if you decide to visit.