SONG BOOK
Hashing consists mostly of running, drinking, and SINGING. The songs are designed to offend the easily offended, and delight the easily amused. There are many, many, stupid hash songs. Here is a teensy minority of them. Join the Northboro H3 to hear a performance, or have a listen to some audio files here.
WELCOME VIRGINS Tune: Frere Jacques
We’ve got virgins (We’ve got virgins)
At our Hash (At our Hash)
Gonna get ‘em drunked up (Gonna get ‘em drunked up)
Down-Down-Down (Down-Down-Down)
CLOSING SONG: SWING LOW Tune: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
I looked over Jordan and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home
A band of angels coming after me
Coming for to carry me home
CHORUS: Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
I’m sometimes up and sometimes down
Coming for to carry me home
But still my soul feels heavenly bound
Coming for to carry me home
If you get there before I do
Coming for to carry me home
Tell all my friends that I’m coming too
Coming for to carry me home
YOU'RE A SH*TTY HARE Tune: Living on a Prayer
You should have used more flour and chalk
We followed your marks but they said 'You've been effed'
It sucked, you suck
We wanted to drink Magic Hat
But lost on your trail we would settle for Pabst
It sucked, you suck
You've got to hold on to the drink you've got
It doesn't make a difference if it's beer or a shot
This is for the checks you forgot on trail
You're drinking a lot
Woooha there was no beer out there
Wooooo you're a shitty hare
Take some flour and use it out there
Wooooo you're a sh*tty hare
You're a shi*ty hare!
YOGI BEAR Tune: Camptown Races
I know a bear that you don't know,
Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you don't know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
I know a bear that you don't know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie
Yogi has a girl friend, Susie, Susie Bear...etc.
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy
Susie's into lingerie, Teddy, Teddy Bear....etc.
DOWN-DOWN: BRITISH
Here's to _____, he's true blue.
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
He tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drinking down, down, down down,
Down, down, down, down, down,
Down, down, down, down, down
DOWN-DOWN: Flintstones Tune: Meet the Flinstones
Hashers, the Hashers, he's the bigest wank in history,
From the, town of Northboro,
He's the leader of debauchery,
Half-mind, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch him, as he drinks a lot of beers,
Down-down, down-down-down-down, etc.
WHAT A WANK Tune: William Tell Overture
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a waaaaank, what a wank, wank, wank.
DOUGH RAY ME: Tune: Do, Re, Mi
Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks me beer,
Far, a long long way for beer.
So, I think I’ll have a beer, L
a la la la la la beer!
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to
Beer, beer, beer, beer.
USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO
I used to work in Chicago, In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore.
A woman came in for a hammer,
A hammer from the the store, A hammer she wanted,
Nailed she got!
I don't work there anymore.
DAYS OF THE WEEK (Call and Response)
Today is Monday!
Monday is a wanking day.
Is everybody happy?
You bet your ass we are!
Today is Tuesday! Tuesday is two finger day...
Is Everybody Happy? You bet your ass we are. (etc., etc. as below)
Wednesday is a hmmmmmmm day...
Thursday is a drinking day...
Friday is a fudge day...
Saturday is a hashing day...
Sunday is a day of rest, because...